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There once was a blond who decided she was sick and tired of being made fun of for the color of her hair. So, she dyed her hair, got a perm, bought some big dark sunglasses so no one would recognize her, and drove out into the country to start a new life.
She hadn't gone very far when she came across a shepherd whose flock of sheep were blocking the road. She stopped the car and got out to pet them because they were just so cute. She asked the shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep are in your herd, can I have one for a pet?"
"Yeah, sure," replied the shepherd.
"One-hundred fifty-two," said the blond. Her guess was correct, so the shepherd let her choose a sheep. She began petting it and marveling how cute it was.
"If I can guess your true hair color, can I have my sheep back?" asked the shepherd. Thinking this was fair (after all, he would never know) the blond agreed.
"It's blond," said the shepherd. "Now give me back my dog."
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Two peasants were discussing their tyrannical king.
Robin: Did you hear about the king's new law? He's going to tax us every time we use our thumbs!
Arthur: How cruel! We use our thumbs every minute of the day.
Robin: Even worse, he said if we don't pay the tax he'll hang us!
Arthur: That's terrible! Whoever heard of using thumb tax to hang people?
Robin: Did you hear about the king's new law? He's going to tax us every time we use our thumbs!
Arthur: How cruel! We use our thumbs every minute of the day.
Robin: Even worse, he said if we don't pay the tax he'll hang us!
Arthur: That's terrible! Whoever heard of using thumb tax to hang people?
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